(*my totally lame attempt at the wedding march.)
Dave got a text today. His brother FUCKING FINALLY proposed to his super amazing girlfriend of FOREVER.
A little while later, Dave says from the kitchen, “So, is this gonna make Allison your sister-in-law?”
-Yeah, I think so.
-I’m pretty sure that’s how this works.
“Cool. You’re gonna have a sister-in-law.”
-(short silence for DAve to correct himself. No luck.) I already do, dear.
You know what, that’s okay Melissa, I still love you, think you’re awesome, and wouldn’t trade you for the world.
Your brother, on the other hand, sometimes forgets you were born. The jerk.