(Dave is running a bath and has stripped to get in.)
Dave, from the bathroom: “Awwwwwww, fuuuuck.”
Me, from the bedroom: What? What happened.
Dave: “Oh nothing. I’m an idiot.”
Me: Did you just get in the tub with your socks on?
Dave: (total silence as he peels off a soaking wet black sock.)
Me, in hysterics: Oh my god! You did! You got in the tub with your socks on!
Dave: Shut it. Not a word, not a single… Are you putting this on Facebook?
Me: Nope, totally blogging it.