Because it’s Thursday


(Dave is running a bath and has stripped to get in.)

Dave, from the bathroom: “Awwwwwww, fuuuuck.”

Me, from the bedroom: What? What happened.

Dave: “Oh nothing. I’m an idiot.”

Me: Did you just get in the tub with your socks on?

Dave: (total silence as he peels off a soaking wet black sock.)

Me, in hysterics: Oh my god! You did! You got in the tub with your socks on!

Dave: Shut it. Not a word, not a single… Are you putting this on Facebook?

Me: Nope, totally blogging it.

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