Me: (from the kitchen) I want some chocolate milk.
Dave: “Oh?” (click click click on the tv.)
Me: Yeah. Or some coffee milk.
Dave: (rushes into the kitchen) “Hey, you got a little while before you need that chocolate milk? (pulls down a saucepan)
Me: (confused) Uh, I guess. Why?
Dave: (pulls down cocoa and sugar) “Because that’s how long this stuff takes to cook.
Me: (heart goes pitterpat pitterpat)
Y’all. He made me chocolate syrup from scratch.
Cooked it. On the stove. FROM SCRATCH.