Tip for Corporeal Longevity #54


Keep the garage door opener in your pocket AT ALL TIMES. Because the gremlins who’ve been taunting your daughter will take it from the dashboard of the car where you thought it would be safe.

Bonus Tip: Don’t turn on the car until you’re ready to DRIVE IT OUT OF THE GARAGE. Nothing good ever happens in the garage.

This tip brought to you by The First Day of Fall, Edy’s Rocky Road, and Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark.*

 

 

 

 

*Again, not actually sponsored by any of these things.

 

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