Me: And that is the biggest pair of boobies you’ll see on this show.
Dave: Really? That’s lame. They aren’t even that big.
Me: They are compared to every other pair of boobs you’re gonna see.
Dave: This show sucks.
(moments later when Dave realizes I’m blogging our exchange.)
Dave: (with shocked humor) Are you blogging that?!
Dave: (insert chortle and head shake here)
Don’t you wish you were us?